The devil sees their face and asks: ‘why are you
so depressed?’
Bush says ‘I left USA so fast, I did not have time to kiss my family good bye, I wish I could call the States’.
The devils gives him a phone, Bush calls home, talks with his family, gives a
couple of instructions to Condie Rice…
When he’s finished the devil asks for 2 million USD, Bush says ‘What? 2 million
bucks? I only spoke for 10 minutes that’s insane’
The devil answers ‘but you are in hell man, that’s some distance call!’
Chirac then tells the devil: if Bush could call the USA, I want to call France! And so he did, when he is finished, devil asks for 3 million Euros. Chirac
is shocked: ‘what? 3 million Euros for 15 minutes talk?’, ‘well you call from
hell…’ answers the devil
Finally Ahmadinejad asks for the telephone to call Iran, he starts to speak and speak and speak for 5 hours. When he is finished, he asks: ‘how much do I pay?’
Devil says ‘5 Touman’.
‘Only five Touman for 5 hours?’ protest Bush and Chirac.
‘Well’…says the Devil, ‘that’s local call…’
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Oldie but goldie 🙂 Image borrowed from here.
